We all hang in one irc channel:
#machinespirit on foonetic.net
The chat is linked to minecraft in-game chat and tf2 in-game chat through MCdobby and tf2dobby respectfully.
It is lorded over by Acegiak and his creation; Dobby.
Acegiak is a fair and reasonable human being. Dobby is a foul-mouthed insane powerhungry chatbot with excessive dominion over hosted games.
Some pretty crazy hijinks occur in channel so come hang out and feel free to post chat log snippets as comments.
acegiak said on June 20, 2012
13:31 blackwool – floortile, why are you afk?
13:31 dobby – Is that a problem?
13:32 blackwool – dobby, yes, because i wanted his help
13:32 dobby – http://make-everything-ok.com
13:32 blackwool – hahahahah
13:32 dobby – uh shit .
13:32 blackwool – fantastic response
13:33 acegiak_work – dobby, good work
13:33 dobby – do I get a snack?
13:33 acegiak_work – dobby, botsnack
13:33 dobby – OM NOM NOM
13:33 dobby – I don’t need your handouts!
13:33 acegiak_work – dobby, why do you eat them then?
13:33 dobby – seemed like a good idea
13:33 blackwool – dobby, what would you like to eat?
13:33 dobby – Toadis
13:33 acegiak_work –
13:33 blackwool – uh oh
13:33 dobby – cool , bitch.
13:34 blackwool – lol
13:34 *** Morshan quit (Client exited)
13:34 *** Morshan joined #machinespirit
13:35 Toadis – dobby, not for eats
13:35 dobby – FOR EATS!
13:35 Toadis – nooooooooooooooooooooo
acegiak said on July 12, 2012
robby: dobby, the password is catunicornportal
dobby: HALP! I ARE TRAPPED IN MINDJAIL!
robby: fuck me
dobby: uh . crikey …
robby: dobby vs dobby is gonna be fun
dobby: blimey .
robby: deviant, are you “sam entropy” or is that floortile?
dobby: is that floortile
robby: dobby knows too much
dobby: uhuh whatever. Did you know a wild steam engine made love to robby
robby: you really do!
Cheezenator2000 said on July 19, 2012
cheezenator2000: dobby, where are all the cows?
dobby: inside a pig.
cheezenator2000: dobby, cows are bigger than pigs, that wouldn’t work.
dobby: heh blimey ?
cheezenator2000: dobby, since when was ‘heh blimey’ a question?
dobby: No way.
cheezenator2000: …
dobby: Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? nearly touches
cheezenator2000: dobby, that makes absolutely no sense…
dobby: no shit, bitch.
Shadowcat said on August 10, 2012
17:24 MCdobby – (floortile) silly robby
17:24 robby – TRIX ARE FOR KIDS
Shadowcat said on August 10, 2012
acegiak – dobby, suggest food
dobby – fruit
acegiak – goddamnit
dobby – ah … no ?
acegiak – no
Shadowcat said on August 14, 2012
acegiak – dobby, what should I eat?
dobby – acegiak
Shadowcat said on August 16, 2012
floortile – I AM EXCITED
floortile – FOR TONIGHT
floortile – dobby, for tonight!
dobby – FOR PONY!
floortile – NO
dobby – what do you want from me?
floortile – dobby, FOR TONIGHT!
dobby – EAT TONIGHT
floortile – O.o
Cheezenator2000 said on September 9, 2012
:’D
Shadowcat said on October 2, 2012
dobby –
Long ago in a land far away MCdobby planned to force MCdobby on a shaven cow. Upon hearing of this Clark Kent and a revolutionary realised this had to be stopped so that MCdobby could make small talk with raptors . It was not long before our heros found themselves locked in deadly combat with MCdobby . Unfortunately, as this happened, the heroes were walked around by a sword-swallower and mortally wounded. They died in each others arms, leaving Hitler to clean up the mess. The End
acegiak said on October 5, 2012
(floortile) silly blazes, dont you know fire doesnt hurt
me?
*** floortile burned to death
Shadowcat said on October 12, 2012
[01:18] digitaldeviant: dobby, fix the rain!
[01:18] * @dobby takes a hammer to it.
Shadowcat said on October 19, 2012
Toadis: tell dobby nuns
Shadowcat: what does he do?
Shadowcat: dobby, what do you do?
dobby: Explode!
Toadis: youtube awesomeness, no explosions, promise
dobby: oh ! That’s what SHE said!
Alice said on October 31, 2012
dobby – hi
MCdobby – (quazelfrog) are there any mods around?
MCdobby – (quazelfrog) dobby, where is ace?
dobby – next to matter.
MCdobby – (quazelfrog) dobby, where is dev?
dobby – next to a toy.
MCdobby – (quazelfrog) dobby, what should i do?
dobby – Shave his belly with a rusty razor
MCdobby – (quazelfrog) dobby, ace’s or dev’s?
dobby – dev’s
MCdobby – (quazelfrog) dobby, I don’t think he would enjoy that
dobby – Of course you don’t.
MCdobby – (quazelfrog) dobby, then why would i do it?
dobby – You damn well know why!
MCdobby – (quazelfrog) dobby, is it because I want a mod to help me?
dobby – Only when naked
MCdobby – (quazelfrog) dobby, I don’t want either of the mod’s to see me naked
dobby – that’s too bad.
MCdobby – (quazelfrog) dobby, I’m not finding you very helpful
dobby – I thought you were?
acegiak said on December 17, 2012
13:42 < ~acegiak> dobby, what should I eat?
13:42 < dobby> chocolate
13:42 < ~acegiak> dobby, that is a bad life decision
13:42 < dobby> uh ! thank god …
13:43 < ~acegiak> dobby, what should I have FOR LUNCH?
13:43 < dobby> chocolate
13:43 < ~acegiak> what? no!
13:43 * dobby shoots acegiak in the face. what do you want from me?
13:43 < ~acegiak> :O
13:43 < ~acegiak> x.x
acegiak said on February 28, 2013
me
Should I get smoko?
dobbybot
With a null entry?
me
no
dobbybot
what do you want from me?
me
I want to know whether or not I should get smoko
dobbybot
If you arrange some women for me, then maybe
me
I don’t have to get you women for me to buy smoko
dobbybot
Don’t you?
me
no!
dobbybot
what do you want from me?
me
should I get smoko or not?
dobbybot
get smoko
me
ok!
acegiak said on February 28, 2013
me
what is ten hours from now?
dobbybot
8:12:50 pm CST | Thursday, February 28, 2013 (wolframalpha.com)
me
what is 399 minutes from now/
dobbybot
a pair of glasses
me
it really isnt
dobbybot
no shit .
acegiak said on April 2, 2013
22:00 < MCdobby> spligitmoose was blown up by Creeper
22:00 < dobby> well , hurrah !
Alice said on April 19, 2013
dobby – goodness , bitch.
Quazelfrog – dobby, don’t call me that
dobby – I wasn’t going to.
Quazelfrog – dobby, you just did
dobby – Is that ok with you?
Quazelfrog – dobby, no it isn;t
dobby – yes it is
Quazelfrog – dobby, no it really isn’t
dobby – thank god
Quazelfrog – dobby, so you won’t call me that again?
dobby – Always.
Quazelfrog – dobby, promise?
dobby – Perhaps…
Quazelfrog – dobby, promise?
dobby – Over my dead body!
Quazelfrog – dobby, i thought so
dobby – Who gave you permission to think?
Quazelfrog – dobby, a higher being than you
dobby – oh thank god ?
acegiak said on May 14, 2013
18:59 < MCdobby> * CHAOS_shade tried to swim in lava
18:59 < MCdobby> * CHAOS_shade survived!
18:59 < ~acegiak> wat